In 1988, “Lamb Chop’s Sing-Along, Play-Along” unveiled a four-line chorus, and just by those few words alone, you might already be experiencing hives, a rash or eye twitching from the memories spilling back into your head. “The Song That Never Ends” was something kids sang on repeat, because, as the title says, it’s the song that never ends.
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By Garrett Hawkins
Missouri Farm Bureau president
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2/10/23
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When I was growing up near Elkland in the Eisenhower and Kennedy years, most fair weather days would find old men in overalls sitting on a bench in front of the Elkland MFA Exchange, some for a few minutes, some for much of the morning.
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2/8/23
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“My man hasn’t asked me to be his Valentine. He just assumes I will be, because we live together — How rude,” was posted on Facebook.
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2/8/23
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Dear Editor,
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2/8/23
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Attention readers: I am an official graduate of Cardiac Rehabilitation. I have a certificate and everything! I can prove it.
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2/8/23
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Dear Editor,
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2/8/23
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Dear Editor,
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2/5/23
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Well, I guess you wonder what happened to the crowd of C.B.er’s. They say the Buzzard finally talked Morning Glory in to marrying him. Rag Doll was her maid of honor and I told you Rag Doll said she was keeping her eye on the 49er. Next thing you know, Rag Doll and the 49er were getting married and they all made babies. Buzzard and Morning Glory were 49er and Rag Dolls best man and maiden of honor. Oh, did I mention that the old Bee had big fat 50’s on the back, Mickey Thompson’s that is with Crager Wheels. The young Buzzard thought it was cool. All these guys and gals hung out with him because he was like a dork fish. Somewhere between throwing cow pies and bottle rocket fights.
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BY EDD TORREY
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2/1/23
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In 2010, we bought a Prius. Although it was a really good car, with excellent gas milage, it was low to the ground. We didn’t dare drive it through a deep snow, because, we figured, it would bottom-out. Then in 2020, we traded for another Prius. It is a little higher off the ground, thus it would be better in the snow. It is also an all-wheel drive.
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2/1/23
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There are some columns I don’t want to write because it hurts. This is one of them.
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2/1/23
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Cinemablend.com reported, “An image of (Jamie Lee) Curtis’ reaction to her ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ co-star’s win went viral as the epitome of women supporting women … Jamie Lee Curtis became an instant meme for her unbridled elation over Michelle Yeoh’s Best Actress win at the Golden Globe Awards on January 10.”
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2/1/23
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DEFINITION
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2/1/23
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Tomorrow is Groundhog Day.
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2/1/23
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The 2023 Missouri legislative session is under way, and legislators have been back in Jefferson City since Jan. 4. Every year brings a new opportunity to address items that matter to our members and hardworking Missourians, and we look forward to developing solutions in the coming months.
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By Garrett Hawkins
Missouri Farm Bureau president
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1/27/23
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Just a few more days and that winter desert otherwise known as January will have been crossed and my sights can be set on spring.
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1/25/23
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Special marijuana tax votes are scheduled in both Lebanon and Laclede County. I haven't seen anything in the Reflex regarding possible marijuana taxes in Buffalo or Dallas County. Why not? If they are not under active consideration, they should be. It could be an additional source of funding for law enforcement who will be dealing with recreational marijuana users as the new laws take effect.
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1/25/23
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By Elizabeth Schull
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Written by Bison Academy fifth-graders
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1/25/23
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With the passage of the Inflation Reduction Act, clean energy projects have the opportunity to become the most reliable cash crops for Missouri’s vast agricultural landscape. In this federal legislation, $40 billion is earmarked to help rural communities in addition to debt relief to help rural electric cooperatives transition from coal to wind and solar. However, it is not the only money available for these energy projects. Wind and solar can provide millions of dollars annually to landowners and millions more to country coffers in tax revenue.
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By James Owen
Renew Missouri executive director
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1/25/23
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To Buffalo and Dallas County,
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1/25/23
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At a recent meal at the Fair Grove Senior Center, my tablemates talked about my column. One fellow, who lives in Buffalo, said he always reads Jim Hamilton’s and my columns, in the Reflex. I told him thanks, and I hoped he enjoyed them.
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1/25/23
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After we had children, I worked part time at a print shop or baby-sat other children for a few years while caring for our toddlers. Then, when they were ready to enter preschool, I landed a job as a full-time graphic artist at St. Louis Children’s Hospital at the in-house printing plant.
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1/25/23
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“When we build, let us think that we build forever.”
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1/25/23
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This is a story about an old Buzzard. Life was beating him up. Everything seemed chaotic. Family members taking advantage financially in the court room; bad business dealings; Rino’s in the senate; girls wanting to be boys and boy’s wanting to be girls. Kids thinking they are cats and need a litter box at the school. Satan is in the White House with his two sisters. Can it get any worse the old Buzzard cries out. He’s one step away from a game of Russian roulette when he calls to the Lord “please help me, I think I’m going crazy.”
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BY EDD TORREY
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1/25/23
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Like I said last week, the mill was built for Joseph W. Hine and John Frederick Boegel, in 1883. Then Joseph Roland Hine took over his father’s involvement with the mill in the late 1890s. John Boegel was 35 years old when he and Joseph Hine founded the mill. Joseph Hine passed away in 1928. John Boegel was also a successful farmer, but kept working at the mill until he retired.
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1/18/23
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Do you have a set of keys that are a mystery? Over the past few years, I’ve kept finding stray keys.
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1/18/23
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