In 1988, “Lamb Chop’s Sing-Along, Play-Along” unveiled a four-line chorus, and just by those few words alone, you might already be experiencing hives, a rash or eye twitching from the memories spilling back into your head. “The Song That Never Ends” was something kids sang on repeat, because, as the title says, it’s the song that never ends.  more

When I was growing up near Elkland in the Eisenhower and Kennedy years, most fair weather days would find old men in overalls sitting on a bench in front of the Elkland MFA Exchange, some for a few minutes, some for much of the morning. more

“My man hasn’t asked me to be his Valentine. He just assumes I will be, because we live together — How rude,” was posted on Facebook. more

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Attention readers: I am an official graduate of Cardiac Rehabilitation. I have a certificate and everything! I can prove it. more

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Well, I guess you wonder what happened to the crowd of C.B.er’s. They say the Buzzard finally talked Morning Glory in to marrying him. Rag Doll was her maid of honor and I told you Rag Doll said she was keeping her eye on the 49er. Next thing you know, Rag Doll and the 49er were getting married and they all made babies. Buzzard and Morning Glory were 49er and Rag Dolls best man and maiden of honor. Oh, did I mention that the old Bee had big fat 50’s on the back, Mickey Thompson’s that is with Crager Wheels. The young Buzzard thought it was cool. All these guys and gals hung out with him because he was like a dork fish. Somewhere between throwing cow pies and bottle rocket fights. more

In 2010, we bought a Prius. Although it was a really good car, with excellent gas milage, it was low to the ground. We didn’t dare drive it through a deep snow, because, we figured, it would bottom-out. Then in 2020, we traded for another Prius. It is a little higher off the ground, thus it would be better in the snow. It is also an all-wheel drive. more

There are some columns I don’t want to write because it hurts. This is one of them. more

Cinemablend.com reported, “An image of (Jamie Lee) Curtis’ reaction to her ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ co-star’s win went viral as the epitome of women supporting women … Jamie Lee Curtis became an instant meme for her unbridled elation over Michelle Yeoh’s Best Actress win at the Golden Globe Awards on January 10.” more

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